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Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great

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i used baking grease as lip gloss

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dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant

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it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once

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i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.

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it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night

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In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us

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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!

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You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.

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