yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
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