Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
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