I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Who wrote "the chamber of secrets has been open, enemies of the heir beware" across my bathroom wall?
So I'm about to drive his drunk ass home and he spits on my car. Before I can say, "Dude, what the fuck?!", he puts his finger to my lips and goes "shhh, its in the past."
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
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