I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
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I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
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