drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Random one night stand with a guy that had a USA tattoo on his ass. Can't possibly get more American than that
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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