dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
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He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
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Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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