How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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