haha you were so trashed that you deleted all of your christian music from itunes and kept saying"c-ya God, nice knowin ya"
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
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Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
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I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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