so explain again why im purple
no
I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
I now have a other guy willing to drive 3 hours for my vagina. At my next gyno appointment I'm asking her if there's cocaine in there.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
as a side note pls kill me
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