Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I asked for a steak knife but the waitress could see in my eyes it was a bad idea
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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