I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
even the AIR tastes like tequila.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
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