I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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