he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
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I am not deleting the internet history anymore, now I am going for shock value.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
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She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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