have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
My friend's 9-year-old son just informed me that for a cop station, you can't use a shotgun; you have to use a machine gun. Thank you, Grand Theft Auto, for single-handedly corrupting our youth.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
This is me reassuring you that I'm still alive and making sure you still are.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
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