What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
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You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Gonna send a picture of my negative pregnancy test with the message "Merry Christmas" to the guys I've been sleeping with. That alone, will put a huge dent in my shopping list of gifts for people.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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