do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
You dont lie about slip and slides
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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