being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
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