If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
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While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
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I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
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