No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Your either lost or getting food, if your lost find me a girl on your way back, if your getting food grab me a double cheese
Brown or brunette? Ketchup or mustard?
I love you bro
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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