Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
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