Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
It's my diet secret . . . it's like slimfast but I call it cockfast instead.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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