eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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