just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
we went to sleep in different beds and woke up spooning. alcohol truly is the anti-cockblocker.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
Smuggling a beer bottle full of vodka out of the bar with a tampon as a plug for the top of the bottle wasn't one of my classiest ideas... but your hangover proves it was resourceful and effective. Your welcome.
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It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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