She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
That's the last time I send a mass text invitation to smoke a blunt
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
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