why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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