All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
Randomize
