Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
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i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
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are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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