remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I just came so hard there were tears. Actual tears.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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