His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
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The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
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He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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