grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
he just watched a baby story on tlc while high and just called me screaming he never wants me to get pregnant
then he said we can't have sex anymore because ill hate him.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Best part of failing a semester of college: not having to buy books next semester. I can drink to that
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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