he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
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