I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
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I may or may not have told him that he's "the only one with a PHD in this pussy"... I should like direct cheesy porno flicks or something.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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