She just squirted all over my face. then laughed at me and took a pic
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
tequila makes me forget i have legs
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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