the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
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My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
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I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
You screamed "i promise ill stop blowing your brother" in the middle of a packed restaurant at 1pm. We should maybe rethink our relationship.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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