I think im going to throw up on grandma
I'm drunk. And at a vegan cafe. You would hate it. Don't tell my hipster friend but I kinda hate it too.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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