well my last 2 orgasms were over shoe sales at macy's. what does that tell you?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Little spoons don't ask big questions
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
it's like iHOP with fire
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Wow. Memory lane. What a horrendously unsightly jizz stain on the tapestry of life.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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