two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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