I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Randomize
