Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
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