he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
When I unzipped my pants I said "Release the Cracken"... she dug it so we're getting married soon.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
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