I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
that last vodka shot was definitely the straw that broke the camels alcohol tolerance level
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
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