fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
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I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
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How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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