She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
re read what you just said
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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