Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I wanted to make fun of someone saying that to an untrained ear, skrillex is blah blah blah. But it was too soon after they said it. And now I can't find it. These are real problems.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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