hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
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