ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Family of uber douches all wearing ed hardy in a hummer taking up 2 parking spots at starbucks. Please be more cliche
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
the whole bar just wished me luck with my booty call tonight
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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