with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
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Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
Listen gotta draw the line somewhere. Apparently that line is at my nuts.
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