we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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