I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I am the kind of drunk to where i can still drive a golf cart
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
Dear God, please let me get my period. And if this one is fiercer than usual I completely understand.
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
