in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Seriously... There's something wrong here. I'm drinking vodka to mask the smell of chocolate on my breath before I get home and he finds out. I fucking hate couple dieting...
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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