A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
WHY does every guy I sleep with want to fix my car?!
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
Randomize
