I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
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