She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking you had a pulse
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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