I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You are a genius and a whore.
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Randomize
